What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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Springtime.

Two ants want to fight an elephant.
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The elephant looks at them: “Two on one? That’s not fair!”

Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
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“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
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“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”
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“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”
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“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
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“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
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“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”

Student:teacher can i go to the bathroom
Teacher:it's may
Student:actually it's June

Kaže dad Perici: son if you dobiješ 1 from the ispit iz maths we wouldn't know  each other any more

Tomorrow:sine koju rating you got from the ispit

Perica: who are you?

Perica comes to school,he don't have homework.
Teacher came to him and said:Where is your homework?
Perica:I don't know it..
Teacher:Why your mom didn't help you?
Perica:A tractor killed her..
Teacher:Why didn't your dad helped you?
Perica:A tractor,killed him too...
Teacher:Why didn't your sister help you?
Perica:A tractor killed her too...
Teacher:Why didn't your brother helped you?
Perica:He was killed by tractor,too...
Teacher:How didi you survive?
Perica:I WAS DRIVING THAT TRACTOR

Once a little boy cried in the park and a women came to him
Women:y are you crying
Jonh:i got grounded for something i didn't do
Women:what is that that you didn't do
Jonh:my homework

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What part of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
The chicken.