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Tko kaže da je virtualna nastava naporna i dosadna?

Učenici 5a, 5b i 6a razreda iz Briješća odlučili su nasmijati svoje prijatelje fora vicevima na engleskom jeziku.

Happy April Fool's Day everyone!

 

KLIK NA OPŠIRNIJE !!


What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
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Springtime.

 

 

Two ants want to fight an elephant.
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The elephant looks at them: “Two on one? That’s not fair!”

 

 

Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
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“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
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“No, it’s really high time, now get up.”
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“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are a complete pain!”
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“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
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“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
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“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”

 

 

Student:teacher can i go to the bathroom
Teacher:it's may
Student:actually it's June

 

Kaže dad Perici: son if you dobiješ 1 from the ispit iz maths we wouldn't know  each other any more

Tomorrow:sine koju rating you got from the ispit

Perica: who are you?

 

Perica comes to school,he don't have homework.
Teacher came to him and said:Where is your homework?
Perica:I don't know it..
Teacher:Why your mom didn't help you?
Perica:A tractor killed her..
Teacher:Why didn't your dad helped you?
Perica:A tractor,killed him too...
Teacher:Why didn't your sister help you?
Perica:A tractor killed her too...
Teacher:Why didn't your brother helped you?
Perica:He was killed by tractor,too...
Teacher:How didi you survive?
Perica:I WAS DRIVING THAT TRACTOR

 

Once a little boy cried in the park and a women came to him
Women:y are you crying
Jonh:i got grounded for something i didn't do
Women:what is that that you didn't do
Jonh:my homework

 

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

 

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

 

What part of the chicken has the most feathers?
The outside.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
The chicken.

 



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objavio: Mislav Katalinić   datum: 19. 4. 2020.

 


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